Alterac Valley – repost
Posted by Reaper on 16 December, 2008
by Troll Shaman
There was a time when horde roamed across the Alterac Valley, casually slaying everything in their path in their mad, disorganized rush to kill Van. Those days have passed now on Twisting Nether, the valley is quiet now, the silence broken only by the occasional bleat from a goat as it is sodomized by a NPC dwarf patrol. It is only rarely that the great gates open and the horde sally forth to bring death and destruction to their foe.
It is however a changed horde. There is no mindless charge to kill the ‘pinkies’, no wild dash in a random direction while screaming the fearsome war cry “w00t”. Instead the horde advances, takes a bunker, takes a graveyard, shanks Balinda, takes a bunker then advances like a weight watchers convention seeing a waffle stand. Nothing stands before that wave, and those alliance waffles go down. The horde values its time in the valley these days, we play smart, people take defensive positions and attacks are coordinated.
Or maybe someone just spiked my mojo?????
